When the Democratic candidates last debated, ABC and its moderators so thoroughly disgraced themselves, that it is truly hard to know where to begin in trying to describe the event. Chuck Gibson and George "I Used to Care" Stephanopoulos asked a shitstorm of inane and insulting questions of Senators Obama and Clinton that dominated the first hour of the debate, only turning to questions about actual policy long after their asininity and ABC's frequent commercial breaks had driven away most viewers.
One that comes to mind, though, for its unflinching stupidity was the question of whether Obama and Clinton - there in the illustrious presences of Gibson and Stephanopoulos - would make a binding commitment to ask the other to share the ticket with them.
Needless to say, both candidates demurred on a question that was not only painfully naive, but actually quite arrogant. If candidates have personal decisions to make on the campaign trail, surely the most personal is the choice of a vice presidential candidate. The prospect of a major news network pressing candidates to make a particular choice, or even thinking that such a choice could be determined in April, not in July or August was disgusting.
It was also, however, only the most egregious example of the phenomenon. Armchair veep picking is the latest 2008 parlor game, and I've been asked a number of times who I would pick for Obama. My answer remains that it's incredibly premature to make this call.
To begin with, we're still not out of a very long primary season. Hillary Clinton seems to believe that she can ride to victory with the support of "hard-working Americans, white Americans" as though the electorate of 2008 was the electorate of 1852. This belief is delusional at best and racist at worse, but so long as she remains in the race, the contours of the general election will remain indistinct. Clinton voters and a lot of independent voters have not yet been presented, or forced themselves to recognize, the choice at hand: between Obama and McCain. It is one thing to declare that Hillary is the only acceptable candidate; it is quite another to come to grips with the sizable gaps in policy positions between Obama and McCain. Months ago prominent conservatives were declaring that they would never support McCain, come hell or high water. One doesn't hear as much of that now, especially not from a certain OxyContin abuser. Why? The realities of the main event do sink in over time.
Until they do, or at least begin to, it's strikingly premature to speculate about how Obama will want to fill out his ticket. Will he want to target older voters? A particular region of the country? Working class voters? Female voters? Polls taken around July, when VP picks are announced, will say a lot more about these calculations than polling data from the beginning of May. I mean, duh.
There is, moreover, the reality that these choices are often very personal and very idiosyncratic. Sometimes they are forced on the candidate – John Kerry had to be strongly convinced that Edwards was his man, and clearly this was not a partnership for the ages. At other times, though, they can revolve around rationales that are, at the very least, very unpredictable. Insider accounts of how Gore chose Lieberman make it clear that the choice was driven by some very unlikely reasons. And, for that matter, I'd love to know how exactly Dick Cheney went from being Bush's VP selector to his VP candidate. Anyone who tells you they know exactly how this choice will be made is either a liar or a fool.
Do I have picks that I'd like to see Obama make? Sure. One that comes to mind for me is Arkansas Senator Blanche Lincoln, who is an eminently likable, qualified, experienced individual who would round out the ticket regionally, and gender-wise. I wouldn't go so far, though, as to say that she should or will be the choice because there is too much right now that is simply unknowable.
There is also the question of the unity ticket - of Obama choosing Clinton. I think it's really unlikely, and I think it would be a very bad idea. It seems another media-created Frankenstein monster, although Clinton offered some fuel for the idea when she hinted at it after Ohio. I'd go so far as to say I resent the media forcing this idea on the Obama campaign. Moreover, it simply wouldn't work. There's a lot of bad blood between the campaigns, and the Clintons give every indication that they are taking their loss personally. I don't see how they could be harmonious partners with Obama after this, and I don't see that they would make a lot of effort to coordinate with the head of the ticket. Hasn't Bill Clinton damaged enough presidential candidates for the year? Moreover, it would severely compromise Obama's definition of himself to take on these consummate, cynical insiders as partners. Independent voters would have very good reason to rethink support of Obama were he to do this. Even I would be dismayed.
So, in short, take that nervous prognosticating energy and turn it toward something vaguely more predictable . . . like the 2008 NBA Draft, only 47 short days away (at the end of June). Once that's done, maybe we'll have something to talk about.